Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I just saw a hot homeless man
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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