The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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