perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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