is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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