Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
