Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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