Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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