i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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