did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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