I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
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