I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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