jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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