I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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