Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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