Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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