Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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