your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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