is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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