do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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