You just made me feel so damn special
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
she peed on how many people?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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