Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
dude i'm inner monologue high
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize
