She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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