Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
