O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
