I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Randomize
