South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Randomize
