Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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