Non-Jews are for practice
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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