Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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