Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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