# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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