just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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