Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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