he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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