We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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