Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
