I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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