apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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