Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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