i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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