Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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