Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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