Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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