I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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