Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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