Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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