i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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