would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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