So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
She bit a glass in half.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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