Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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