i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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