When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
