Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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