she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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