why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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