You surviving the open bar?
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Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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