Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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