***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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