I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I think people are normalizing furries
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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