What a fucking waste of an outfit
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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