It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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